Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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