Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Randomize
