Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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