omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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