theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
You ate ashes out of my bong
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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