its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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