I just busted my ass on the ice in front of my entire AA meeting. As if being there wasn't embarrassing enough.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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