somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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