can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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