you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
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