If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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