Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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