This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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