This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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