Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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