Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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