Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
