All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
This is the high leading the old right now
You can't just leave with hair like that
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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