don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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