i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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