So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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