I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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