Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just gift wrapped bread.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
vagina is talking i cant
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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