There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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