I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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