We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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