Dual....:-)
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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