I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
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