whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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