She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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