The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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