Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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