after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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