She is in my trunk
Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
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