I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
