I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
