I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
