I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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