Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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