u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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