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and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
Everything about him screamed your future.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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