Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Sundresses, hats, and big glasses. That is the greatest trick the devil ever taught women.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
It's rum buckets o'clock
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
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