Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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