You're completely useless in the revolution.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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