You're so nebulous sometimes
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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