no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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