Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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