I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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