In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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