I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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