I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
4 words: hood of his car
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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