the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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